Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hi, Nokia!
I'll put my dick wherever I want!
♪ Your filthy addiction's A lifelong affliction ♪
Oh, dear me.
Hydrogen peroxide. Why? Does it sting?
There's nothing to see anyway!
women exclusively come from penetration.
Is it because you're hung like one? [laughs]
-♪ Gross, oozing zits ♪ -Missy?
-[music ends] -[applause]
-Fingered your big, fat pussy. -Don't listen to him, Your Majesty!
It's a very rare condition where your penis is medically small.
[woman] Are you worried you're too small to please your woman?
It's a lifelong battle.
No, we do not.
Well, just shave faster.
Oh my God, pay no mind. I used a very special egg.
-Yeah. -Ah, but it doesn't ship for ten days.
-What in the fuck? -Gross!
Do you think that's the best-- Ah! [screaming]
Got it. I also got a dick pic from the Shame Wizard.
[gasps] Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
[cries]
This has been the most perfect day.
[plays jaunty tune on piano]
Yeah, because it's gross.
Knicks won last night.
SEMEN CUM PENIS COCK ASSHOLE TITIES BOOBS PUSSY SEMEN CUM PENIS COCK ASSHOLE TITIES BOOBS JUNK NIGGER PUSSY ASSHOLE ASSHOLES AND DICKS FUCK ME SHIT FAGGOT NIGGER!!!!!
Sigh, but like, go, Lola. In the blurb. [chuckles]
You should be proud!
and perhaps you should consult one of my very favorite resources,
You're quiet as a mouse.
I know, on such a small frame, it, like, really pops.
I'm gonna have to quit gymnastics, and I am not good.
[sighs]
[kissing]
[chuckling] Oh, my God, that is…
Maury, take a fucking picture.
-Now clench and push. -[strains]
Aw, darn it, I was hoping for a sexy girl.
♪ Oh, in my life ♪
We all hate something about ourselves.