Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This has been the most perfect day.
[kissing]
I know, on such a small frame, it, like, really pops.
Is it because you're hung like one? [laughs]
Hydrogen peroxide. Why? Does it sting?
SEMEN CUM PENIS COCK ASSHOLE TITIES BOOBS PUSSY SEMEN CUM PENIS COCK ASSHOLE TITIES BOOBS JUNK NIGGER PUSSY ASSHOLE ASSHOLES AND DICKS FUCK ME SHIT FAGGOT NIGGER!!!!!
Do you think that's the best-- Ah! [screaming]
I'll put my dick wherever I want!
and perhaps you should consult one of my very favorite resources,
♪ Oh, in my life ♪
Oh, dear me.
women exclusively come from penetration.
You should be proud!
Maury, take a fucking picture.
We all hate something about ourselves.
It's a lifelong battle.
-Now clench and push. -[strains]
-♪ Gross, oozing zits ♪ -Missy?
There's nothing to see anyway!
♪ Your filthy addiction's A lifelong affliction ♪
-Fingered your big, fat pussy. -Don't listen to him, Your Majesty!
Sigh, but like, go, Lola. In the blurb. [chuckles]
-Yeah. -Ah, but it doesn't ship for ten days.
-What in the fuck? -Gross!
[woman] Are you worried you're too small to please your woman?
[gasps] Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
It's a very rare condition where your penis is medically small.
Yeah, because it's gross.
Hi, Nokia!
I'm gonna have to quit gymnastics, and I am not good.
Got it. I also got a dick pic from the Shame Wizard.
-[music ends] -[applause]
Oh my God, pay no mind. I used a very special egg.
No, we do not.
Knicks won last night.
Well, just shave faster.
Aw, darn it, I was hoping for a sexy girl.
[sighs]
You're quiet as a mouse.
[chuckling] Oh, my God, that is…
[plays jaunty tune on piano]
[cries]