Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, Matthew. I've been thinking about my uncircumcised dick all day…

I'm ready to go home now.

My sweet little prince is taking care of his old man.

-It's turning your pubes green! -Oh… Oh…

[chuckling] Ooh! It's starting to smoke.

-What are you looking at? -Oh, uh, uh, nothing.

And they also left you a tiny dick.

Now I'm going to the Women's March to fuck some sense into those ladies.

I can't believe this is the only razor in our house.

-Good. Good, good. -You know, unless it's a… problem.

-[thuds] -[screams]

[Andrew] Calamine lotion, calamine lotion, calamine lotion.

Andrew! Did you use my big scissors to cut your genital nest?

It's not the size of the wave.

♪ Ever lonely but never alone ♪

-Ew! -Yummy, yummy.

Yes, kind of. Well, you and the whole world.

Almost there, Missy. Reach for it!

Oh, no! He's gone!

-Oh, shit! -Where's the needle?

Well, I couldn't miss the opportunity to leer at children in their bathing suits.

-You ate them, Steve. -Cool!

-Exactly! -Shivering on cold tiles?

I just never noticed that your leg hair is a different color than your head hair.

I'm telling you, the future of health care is CBD oil.

♪ Impervious to fortune or fame ♪

I just want to watch your balls burn!

-Where are the Band-Aids? -Oh, we've got some Paul Mitchell mousse.

I, um… I cut myself shaving.