Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Hot daddy! -[squealing]

-[grunts] -Hey, fellas, we caught a Bigfoot!

It's not that small!

[button clicking]

Oh, God. Oh, my only set of balls.

Don't read the instructions, just empty that strange bottle on your bush.

Oh, God, everything about your dad makes me sad.

♪ Oh! Ooh! Ooh! ♪

♪ I'm going through changes ♪

-Ugh! -[Maury] Fuckin' gnarly, right?

-Shave harder! -Ahh!

Put one foot on the sink,

Jessi, your body is, uh, no bueno.

Yes, we've covered this before.

It looks like an old yam!

The Knicks are named after a little man in my class.

Why does he have a sleeping bag in the bathtub?

Lola, you're crazy for this one.

I can't believe we get to look at the girls in bathing suits at school.

You're cutting your pubes, not opening a grocery store.

Jesus, those scissors are huge.

And Sir Jay never had any problem with your castle.

And your cock, Andrew?

It looks like someone killed a possum with it.

until you become a Chewbacca!

Ooh, throw it to me! I gotta teach pool school today.

♪ Stitch me and plug me Where hair never grows ♪

-Stop! Argh! Don't look at me! -[laughter]

It's how well I perform cunnilingus on your mother.

Yes, my mom's grandfather died in the Holocaust!

Okay, everybody, whip 'em out!

[winces] Oh, shit. Look!

The "Chodeker"?

I have to shave my whole body every day. It's like a full-time job.

guys care way more about penis size than girls do.

Jay's uncircumcised!

Yeah, we just, like, mutilated our bodies.

…but Judd has a big penis.

-Disgusting! -[cackles]

-[slurping] -Oh, God.