Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jessi, your body is, uh, no bueno.

It's not that small!

Ooh, throw it to me! I gotta teach pool school today.

I can't believe we get to look at the girls in bathing suits at school.

It looks like someone killed a possum with it.

Yes, my mom's grandfather died in the Holocaust!

♪ I'm going through changes ♪

You're cutting your pubes, not opening a grocery store.

The Knicks are named after a little man in my class.

-[grunts] -Hey, fellas, we caught a Bigfoot!

Put one foot on the sink,

-Disgusting! -[cackles]

It looks like an old yam!

-Ugh! -[Maury] Fuckin' gnarly, right?

And your cock, Andrew?

Oh, God, everything about your dad makes me sad.

Jay's uncircumcised!

Why does he have a sleeping bag in the bathtub?

until you become a Chewbacca!

Jesus, those scissors are huge.

-[slurping] -Oh, God.

[button clicking]

-Stop! Argh! Don't look at me! -[laughter]

-Hot daddy! -[squealing]

I have to shave my whole body every day. It's like a full-time job.

Yeah, we just, like, mutilated our bodies.

Don't read the instructions, just empty that strange bottle on your bush.

…but Judd has a big penis.

Yes, we've covered this before.

[winces] Oh, shit. Look!

Oh, God. Oh, my only set of balls.

Okay, everybody, whip 'em out!

♪ Oh! Ooh! Ooh! ♪

Lola, you're crazy for this one.

-Shave harder! -Ahh!

And Sir Jay never had any problem with your castle.

♪ Stitch me and plug me Where hair never grows ♪

It's how well I perform cunnilingus on your mother.

guys care way more about penis size than girls do.

The "Chodeker"?