Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Maury, we need to get to a hospital before my dick wins an Oscar.
and just tell him it's dirty so nobody gets sick?
-Ow! My leg! Ah! -Devon!
Oh, God. Maybe I should just wait?
Just one more step!
I can't reach the big one!
Yeah?
You should kill yourself. All right, I'm going to the Women's March.
I mean, what, um, happened to your leg?
You mean, loving myself for who I am
[chuckles] Relax, Nick,
-[Jay] Nice bone, homie. -What?
[Shame Wizard] Yes, good idea.
Uh, you know what? My bad-ne.
They're the only scissors I could find.
Jesus Christ, what does this say about me psychologically?
I put my penis in a vacuum cleaner because I have such a small penis…
You're 90% pube.
Feeling a little nuts? [cackles]
[Shame Wizard] ♪ Big, flabby bottoms And weird, saggy tits ♪
[woman] Wait! You don't have to kill yourself.
What? What is it?
and his penis is so big, there's no room for you.
[gasps] Oh, God!
You, madam, are a delight.
Hey, Lols, got any idea where Mom's at tonight?
♪ Imperfectly chasing perfection ♪
[kissing, grunting]
-It's always the guy that steals yogurt… -[sobbing]
This boy's dick!
That feels a little better.
[straining]
Well, well, well, look who can't keep her dick out of my mouth.
The toxins have been expelled, and the surface is healing.
Missy, how the fuck do I get off of your gross-ass back?
Welcome to gym class: Swimsuit Edition!
-Oh, yeah? -Or his battered dick.
-The boys! -What did they do?
Lola, oh, my God, is this your dad?