HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
GUIDES
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
GUIDES
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
[Shame Wizard] Yes, good idea.
[gasps] Oh, God!
[woman] Wait! You don't have to kill yourself.
Jesus Christ, what does this say about me psychologically?
The toxins have been expelled, and the surface is healing.
You mean, loving myself for who I am
[chuckles] Relax, Nick,
Yeah?
Oh, God. Maybe I should just wait?
Missy, how the fuck do I get off of your gross-ass back?
Lola, oh, my God, is this your dad?
and just tell him it's dirty so nobody gets sick?
♪ Imperfectly chasing perfection ♪
[straining]
I mean, what, um, happened to your leg?
Welcome to gym class: Swimsuit Edition!
[kissing, grunting]
Just one more step!
Well, well, well, look who can't keep her dick out of my mouth.
-It's always the guy that steals yogurt… -[sobbing]
This boy's dick!
They're the only scissors I could find.
What? What is it?
and his penis is so big, there's no room for you.
I can't reach the big one!
That feels a little better.
Feeling a little nuts? [cackles]
You're 90% pube.
[Shame Wizard] ♪ Big, flabby bottoms And weird, saggy tits ♪
-Oh, yeah? -Or his battered dick.
Uh, you know what? My bad-ne.
-The boys! -What did they do?
You, madam, are a delight.
-[Jay] Nice bone, homie. -What?
I put my penis in a vacuum cleaner because I have such a small penis…
-Ow! My leg! Ah! -Devon!
Hey, Lols, got any idea where Mom's at tonight?
Maury, we need to get to a hospital before my dick wins an Oscar.
You should kill yourself. All right, I'm going to the Women's March.