Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ooh, it burns a little. Ha-ha.

[Shame Wizard] Yes, but Jay is gone, isn't he?

Well, who can say?

-No, it's how I get it out. -Oh!

Oh, shit, we're gross.

…that has the perfect cock.

-[slurps] -[sighs]

Oh, God, it is quite the haystack.

If she'd only shaved, I might've let her watch me take a shower.

-Uh-huh! -Children in revealing bathing suits?

Oh, it smells like sulfur. Oh, God.

-[grunting] -[snivels] I'm so disgusting!

Oh, but why? The all-natural look is pure pleasure.

♪ Lopsided labia ♪

Oh, you should clean your room more often.

-[laughing] -Yes, and it's not worth it!

Okay, let's get the piece of paper from the restaurant mommy and go.

-It's a vacuum. -What're you doing? Cleaning up?

-[Rick] Oh! -Wow! Thank you, Halliburton!

[Jessi] Oh, shit, you're back?

Yeah, well, that's what it says in the Netflix blurb.

Women have to support other women by pointing out their flaws!

and finding a partner who's sexually compatible with me?

♪ They'll always have shame ♪

-[sinister music plays] -[screams]

No, he's my mom's parole officer and my emergency contact.

If it makes you feel any better, I have a tiny dick too.

♪ The minuscule dick of a fly ♪

[Missy] ♪ Gross oozing zits ♪

-Really? -We did long-form. Everybody hated it.

Holy shit, Jessi! This is how you die!

I just have to share my shame, and then I'll feel better.

Of course! Women want a loving, caring partner.

Missy, will your parents freak out if Hugh Grant comes over here right now?

That's fucked up.

Oh, my God, that is…

it's because, duh, you've never seen it hard!

[Shame Wizard] Just remember, if you can see their bodies,

♪ And a lifetime of sad self rejection ♪

What's the matter, Nick?