Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Unless someone else cares about dick size.

I'm considering throwing in the towel.

Oh, that just means your hair is strong.

Oh, wow, you're keeping the shell on.

Ladies, women, girl bosses,

You'll get used to it, like deflecting compliments or laughing at guys' jokes.

Oh, Lola. This is delicious.

The children look bad, bad. Not sexy. No. Let me start over.

Know what's crazy?

-Is that what you were hoping for? -No, it was not.

[Nick] Ah! Ah…

Ha-ha! Take that, Brené Brown.

Yeah, well, if it's so natural, then why are you the only one?

♪ A life of self-loathing for every soul ♪

Is that how you get the spoon in?

-Maury! -[laughing] Let the shames begin!

Man, your dick makes us feel good about ours.

and it's your favorite of the ancient grains.

…and be scarred, both physically and emotionally.

-Uh-huh. -Why can't I ever get a win?

Missy, check out Devon's muscles.

They talked about my leg hair.

Oh, no, that's just a text I got from Hugh Grant.

Steve, I believe I'll be joining you for pool school today.

Why not? It just made you as hard as a bowling pin.

♪ Stuff me with implants And chop off my nose ♪

I'm sorry. I couldn't help but overhear your conversation.

Ooh! "Battered Dick" was the name of my college improv group.

♪ You're surely to die all alone ♪

-[man] It is! -It's microscopic!

Who the fuck's this guy?

-Mm-hmm. -Fuckin' gnarly, right?

No, you're not, you're just a horny kid. Hey, what's your deal, man?

I, for one, am curious.

Oh, oh… Oh, it's really latched!

If Hugh Grant can do it, then so can you, honey!

-[zips up fly, giggles] -[door opens]

-Oh… -Anyway, we got a great show.