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[Nick] ♪ The minuscule dick of a fly ♪
Missy, you got a little fuzzy on your back.
I fear I've lost my pancakes.
What an interesting gesture. Thank you.
No, stay, stay, stay, stay!
No offense, Jessi, but women need to shave.
I'm told that's where Gatorade comes from.
Wait, really? Fork it over, I'm starving!
But they keep the barbarians at bay!
Well, I think Lola's mom's parole officer is right.
[in strained voice] Oh! Fuck! The circle's caught on my neck.
Want to tongue so hard we barf in each other's mouths?
Huh, Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop is selling this thing called a "Yoni Egg."
Oh, my God!
If you're gonna call me baby,
♪ Monstrous pubes ♪
No, no! Lola's mom's parole officer's wrong!
There's no turning back now!
I-- I gotta say, we all have something we don't like about ourselves,
All right! I wanna see some boy nipples!
-Yup! -In front of their peers…
[groans] Oh, no!
-I bet he's worried about his small dick. -What the-- How'd he--
I guess everyone really does talk about it when you're not around.
I have no idea, and even if I did, sweetie, you'd be the last to know.
Go-Gurt Burglar's dick is huge!
Boom-shaka-laka! I'm en fuego!
How can I relax with a fucking egg in my pussy?
Get ready to mouth the word "fuck."
Well, that depends. Do you think the Holocaust was bad?
But my parents left me this house.
Devin, that's so fucked up!
It's just that those kids really shook my confidence.
She looks like the picture you pull your pee-pee to but in real life.
You know what? Fuck Lola!
Jessi, please!
Fuck! You made me cut myself.
-Wait, Missy, look! -[gasps]
[laughs] You have a medically small penis.