Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Really? Because you don't seem that into it.
everything's gross, and our best days are behind us.
Very well. Well, don't take my word for it.
♪ Big, flabby bottoms And weird, saggy tits ♪
The check, shall we split it this time or…
I'm leaving you the gun, you know what to do.
I feel like a monkey on a dog at a baseball game!
-[knight] There's always turning back! -No! My people will see me as weak.
With our patented vacuum technology,
I'm glad I'm uncircumcised.
My lady, thy castle is perfect. It's just as nature intended.
Thank you, Steve. What would I do without you?
Your Highness, no! It won't fit through the gate!
-I'm sure. -I'm saving the photo.
Shit. What month is it?
[garbled] But I am a sexy girl!
Oh, dear! Fantasizing about Jay while kissing your boyfriend?
Great ghost of Jimmy Dean, look at that sausage.
Mom, Leah, women don't really care about size, right?
Yes, exactly.
Oh, my God, I'm really doing this.
Yippee!
let's take a step back and remember who the real enemy is.
-Pull it out! -Okay.
your dick will be so huge, you won't mind that it's weirdly freezing.
We're past that as a culture, right?
Say "Dick cheese."
It's just been so hard ever since I was thwarted by the kids of Bridgeton Middle.
Hey, Devin, you know how you love egg salad sandwich on an artisan loaf?
Drink the water from the pool because it looks so blue and delicious?
Do you think I'm stupid? I have a half-dozen eggs downstairs!