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Yes, exactly.
Do you think I'm stupid? I have a half-dozen eggs downstairs!
Drink the water from the pool because it looks so blue and delicious?
Mom, Leah, women don't really care about size, right?
The check, shall we split it this time or…
My lady, thy castle is perfect. It's just as nature intended.
I feel like a monkey on a dog at a baseball game!
your dick will be so huge, you won't mind that it's weirdly freezing.
I'm glad I'm uncircumcised.
Yippee!
We're past that as a culture, right?
Great ghost of Jimmy Dean, look at that sausage.
Oh, my God, I'm really doing this.
-I'm sure. -I'm saving the photo.
Say "Dick cheese."
I'm leaving you the gun, you know what to do.
Hey, Devin, you know how you love egg salad sandwich on an artisan loaf?
It's just been so hard ever since I was thwarted by the kids of Bridgeton Middle.
everything's gross, and our best days are behind us.
Really? Because you don't seem that into it.
[garbled] But I am a sexy girl!
-[knight] There's always turning back! -No! My people will see me as weak.
Very well. Well, don't take my word for it.
Thank you, Steve. What would I do without you?
♪ Big, flabby bottoms And weird, saggy tits ♪
Your Highness, no! It won't fit through the gate!
Shit. What month is it?
let's take a step back and remember who the real enemy is.
Oh, dear! Fantasizing about Jay while kissing your boyfriend?
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