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Probably better than you being molested at that school.
Sometimes it's not awful to share the house with you.
Ah!
The end.
[spits] Aw man.
Okay, you all have your big city stories now.
and they never found Julia's body.
‐ I wanted oak, not maple, you stupid birch.
‐ I don't want the replicants at home!
[door slams]
‐ We could have brought him in alive!
Nice guys finish first. What else can I say?
But it is.
‐ Hey, how long does it take to sexually awaken?
it has grown back stronger than ever before
'cause you're too busy putting your nose in a pile of cocaine
‐ Summer break's three months long.
It's much, much deeper in the woods.
‐ Well, I think I'm gonna take off.
and place their corpses in the shape of a winky face?
[engine starts]
‐ Because you said if we didn't eat soon
and I'll never get to have a 500 Days of Summer quirky romance
I think I can walk us out of the woods.
‐ Not for long, we have one more option.
‐ Go ahead, Terry.
‐ We'll visit over parents' weekend. Okay, bye.
enough fermented piss to celebrate!
‐ Ayy, relax, kid. You done good. You done real good.
‐ Five million? I don't get outta bed for under ten, you stinky cock smoocher!