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enough fermented piss to celebrate!
Probably better than you being molested at that school.
and they never found Julia's body.
I think I can walk us out of the woods.
It's much, much deeper in the woods.
‐ Because you said if we didn't eat soon
Nice guys finish first. What else can I say?
[door slams]
‐ Not for long, we have one more option.
‐ Summer break's three months long.
But it is.
[engine starts]
Okay, you all have your big city stories now.
‐ We could have brought him in alive!
‐ Hey, how long does it take to sexually awaken?
[spits] Aw man.
‐ Five million? I don't get outta bed for under ten, you stinky cock smoocher!
‐ I wanted oak, not maple, you stupid birch.
‐ Go ahead, Terry.
and place their corpses in the shape of a winky face?
'cause you're too busy putting your nose in a pile of cocaine
Ah!
‐ Ayy, relax, kid. You done good. You done real good.
‐ Well, I think I'm gonna take off.
it has grown back stronger than ever before
Sometimes it's not awful to share the house with you.
‐ We'll visit over parents' weekend. Okay, bye.
and I'll never get to have a 500 Days of Summer quirky romance
The end.
‐ I don't want the replicants at home!