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Open the door for people. If they don't live here, don't let them in.
Oh, we/, Mr. Pitt, there's rea/y nothing that can't wait.
...we're really only utilizing 50 percent of the market.
- I'd really just like to be friends. - You wanna be friends?
It couldn't be more perfect.
Say you're getting intimate with a woman...
Oh, sure.
So now we have to rearrange our lives to Accomodate Angie's schedule AGAIN?
No, no. That skips a generation.
...you ever considered wearing something for support?
It's you.
I gotta sit down.
He's gotta move out.
Why do you think I wasn't reading the Wall Street page?
Good.
- Oh, hi, Mr. Pitt. - Give that to me.
Well, it's almost 6 now. Can't we just wait till he goes home?
He should wear something for support.
I know what you're saying and thinking.
You want to know if your grandmother was bosomy?
Somebody stop him!
the very idea you know this is a seinfeld home!
- Grab those empty bottles for me. - I need to know what's in the mail.
I wouldn't be caught dead in Ban-Lon.
- No, I know. It's not helping. - All right. Well, just start again.
Well, you know, you get to a certain point...
I bought this record, but I can't seem to find the hi-fi.
I don't have a hi-fi.
Dad, we need to talk.
Hey, George, what do you like better, the Bro or the Mansiere?
- We're trying to catch a movie. - We/, catch the /ater show.
So is your father excited about coming home?
I hope you don't think this is out of line...
I just take it easy.
...to hear about you and Estelle separating.
Poor doorman has to work two jobs...
I am not going back down there. I can't face that guy again.