Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Personally, I think you're just a damn good liar.
without any kinfolk around.
how're we gonna know which one's Cairo?
and hadn't gotten anywhere,
Aw, shut up, Gym!!
- Got 'im! - Good arm you got there.
A man who sticks by his friends come hell or high water.
Well, ain't you the sweet-scented dandy!
Are you sure? 'Cause he ain't been seen for more than a year now.
and then you go and scare him to death!
- Phelps Landing. - Yeah, we're gonna keep him there...
That is to say, sir,
- Come on! - Get to it!
but I figured if I stuck around,
Just got here on the Mississippi Queen!
tryin'to kill everybody else's brother, until everybody's killed off.
I best be goin' now.
Where are the ladies, gentlemen?
I suppose you could.
Pleased to meet ya, sir.
But if I could do it, if I could...
And when I'm free, I'm gonna work hard...
There is one way to see which pair is the real Wilks brothers,
But times is tough. It was just too much money to resist.
My brains and your bullocks,
Just stay right here today! Understand? Hmm?
We'll find one that's goin' north, and then you can buy us passage.
Don't let 'im get away!
I'll be right back.
and only a fool would be fooled by that foolish accent.
You are the sorriest thing I've ever seen.
You get my meaning?
Mighty smart of ya.
That ain't what I heard.
and burglary.
Clogs 'em up real tight.
Hit me! Hit me! Come on!
- Got any friends out in the country? - Yes, the Lothrups. Why?
- What'd you do to my house? - I didn't do anything, Pap.
I'm originally from Missouri,
So I says to the pope,
and hightail it to Cairo.
That is to say...
"to my dear, beloved brothers Harvey and William."
- and I was waitin'for 'em, Pap! - Well, why didn't ya rouse me?
And now bein' a slave again... Well, it feels so...
My name's Huck... Huck Finn, and this story's about me and a slave named Jim.
you got to have lots of style goin' on.
But I'm...
- Now, don't be long, and don't forget the eggs. - All right. All right.
It says that your future...
Why, thank you, Jim.
Hey.
And how's that damn dog next door?
Then suddenly I knew what I had to do. I had to turn Jim in.
Any men on it?
-Jump! - Aaah!
Hell's bells! I wish I knew a good trade.
No! Not to my good friend Mr. Finn here!
They're all frauds!
He was telling a few stretchers, and I wasn't swallowing them.
- 'Cause you said you missed me so. - Don't you lie to me.
This here is Franciscus, uh,
I'm gonna fix their wagons but good.
Well, what about me? Don't I deserve somethin'?
I'm dreadful sorry. I was so selfish.
Leave the boy alone! He's innocent!
You know, I kinda like bein' dead.
Funny, Huck. Very funny.
- because you are so sweet. - Why, thank you ever so.
Children, come here, please.
- $350. - $375... $375...
But Jim... you're a runaway slave!
he always beatin' on you, ain't he?
'Course, first we had to stop along the way and borrow a few things.
and that gives us the time to steal everything else.
Uhhh!
- Look at that face. - Well, then, what is your name, son?