Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Let's go buy those tickets. - All right.
She's just a girl, Jim.
I'd had enough, and steamboat or no steamboat,
But he died last year,
and we need to leave this raft here for our getaway.
and at 10.00 tonight, Jim and me would be on a steamboat...
- You sure are. - Ha ha ha!
He's awake. He's awake!
Now, look, Duke, old friend.
- That's mighty nice of'em. - The widow wants you to have a proper burial,
- You mean French people don't talk the same as us? - Why, no, Jim.
- Where's Buckingham Palace? - In Buckingham.
I must communicate with me deaf brother.
You sweet child!
You're a couple of frauds.
but by God, I know them two sure ain't.
- Who's the King married to? - His wife. - What's her name?
- Him? Oh, yeah. William III. - George IV.
Ya know what they'll do if they catch us?
- What? - Don't you worry! I got the gold.
And a slave on the river by himself?
So we have decided,
Just playing with the little doggies? I oughta...
It seems to me, Jim, whenever anybody's after anybody,
But no one knew nothin' about England,
No, ma'am. I went to school.
after the funeral,
We're going to England!
All for us and none for them. Let's count it.
- Ah, you'll get over it. - That ain't the point.
Why, my name's... Bet ya can't spell my name?
Ah, you're as bloomin'beautiful as Peter said you was.
I got to tell 'em you're not a murderer.
I never noticed no tattoo at all!
- Howdy, little one. - Hello, good sir.
I thought you said it was Sarah.
Hey, where is your fancy school clothes, Huckleberry! What are these rags?
Almost there, Huck!
Dr. Robinson was right. Them two are liars and frauds.
feel so bad, they wish that they had.
just because you're taught somethin's right,
- Thanks, Billy. - Billy!
That wasn't my fault.
To ward off the devil. Yeah, that's your pap, all right.
Hello, there! Happy morn to ya!
This is the nicest thing anybody's ever given me.
By the way, Adolphus,
- Ain't nothin' like yours, Harve. - I'm not very well fixed...
Can you tell us how close we are?
He died.
Was Peter Wilks well off?
There it is!
why did you think we was them?
You really don't have to do this!
I got it! I got it!
What're you doin' with my gun?
Father said only you should open it.
- Get to work now. Come on! - Yes, master.
No, he didn't! He said, " Pallee-voo Francine!"
They came here with lots of names and facts...
- I'll go this way. - I'll go below.
People tryin' to kill me and... dogs tryin' to rip my face off,
I apologize, Adolphus. You're a dear, sweet boy.
- Is it yours? - Yes, sir.
Smelly as the dickens.
Er, might we, uh,
- Take it all the way back up to Cairo. - Right up the Ohio.
- Goin' somewhere? - Maybe I am, and maybe I ain't.
Yeah. We can cure cancer, paralysis, baldness.
Hang 'em! Hang all of'em!
I figured I'd come and get my due.
Everyone else is on our side!
Faked it all, Jim. I'm as alive as you.
Yeow! Go... You skinny little rat bag!
Meow!
That's the worst English accent I ever heard.
Damned if I would, Jim.
But ya can't breathe!
- What in hell's bells is that? - Hair ball... from a ox!
And, well, she was so ashamed...
Oh, let's go!
Even $400. Sold, $400! Let's sell the next lot.
I'd go back, most likely, just to see the look on people's faces.
and might not have gotten it at all.
- What're you doin' here? - Nothin'.
Ah-ha-ha! Broke his arm, very likely,
- I say we shoot 'em! - Yeah!
If that's Cairo, I'm a free man!
Come tomorrow morning, they'll be talkin' about me in the past tense.
- You boy! That a raft out there yonder? - Yes, sir, it is.
Missus, where's my jacket?