Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wanted to learn a trade, didn't ya?

Won't be long now, Deputy Hines!

to live with my great-grandfather,

Uncle Harvey, Uncle William,

we've got 17 bloody, blinkin', bloomin'preachers.

Hit me! Come on!

What are you doing? What's he doing?

- Uncle Harvey. - Ho-ho-ho!

Thanks, Billy. Billy! Thanks, Billy. Billy!

The widow told me.

I'm with you, Harvey.

Ha! You don't know anything, do ya? Well, I think...

down in the bloomin' Indian Ocean savin' the blinkin' pirates."

Slice of heaven, King. Feels like a slice of heaven.

My Pap were a bad one,

for his family.

- I can tell by your fancy accent. - But we're sorry to say...

Speak the truth now,

I should've known better.

- What happened to your eye? - A cow kicked me.

You see, I knew he'd feel the same as me.

But... I gots to.

We decided the Swahili bit was pushing it and asked him to wait at the raft.

I'd come mighty close to helpin'set Jim free and goin'to hell for it.

I could get tarred for not turnin' you in.

-Jim! Jim! - Jim! Jim!

- Hello, boys. - Hey, Pop.

him being a stranger in a strange land,

That's where my husband is right now,

Uh... handsome and well-mannered.

- Hey. Thanks. - My husband's in the cabin.

- Is a cat a man? - No.

It's too late for that now!

Let's try this way!

Englishman, my butt!

- It ain't stupid! - Well, it is! It's ridiculous!

I'm sorry, Billy.

But by and by, she got to talking about the murder.

Turn these rascals out, I beg you.

Spirit lives on the inside of it.

All right, all right.

the Wilks brothers, now, would ya?

out with some of the other men trying to hunt up the murderer.

We should give the money back to the girls.

Took him down to the jail in Phelps Landing.

Oh, wait, wait, wait!

but I don't know if I could stand it...

Come on, Finn! Come on! Let's go!

So when I saw you two, I just reckoned maybe...

Don't ya see that to be true?

So kick off your shoes, if you're wearin' 'em,

- You is a boy! - Oh, how you do tease a poor girl so.

Huckleberry Finn.

we're goin' all the way with this one.

Well, maybe we'll teach you one, huh?

has done generous to his little lambs,

But your Pap came into town this mornin'...

They'll lynch ya.

" Pope, I'd like to stay and help ya,

But you move, and I'll wail ya good.

Well, one of the brothers, the preacher?

before we head back down.

Give you some marbles.

the generous spirit of the day.

Come on, come on!

Heh-heh. Oh, and this is my Swahili warrior...

This mornin' in all the confusion caused by your murder...

I'm ashamed I called you a fibber.

Last call for Cairo and all points north!

More than likely, we'll get our necks stretched.

Your little heart guided you quite well.

I didn't mean for this to happen, Jim.

I-I-It's George Jackson, sir.

A few weeks ago.

- That'll tell me my future? - Shhh!

- Whose pew? - Why, ours. Your Uncle Harvey's, of course.

And of course William can do real ones,

Oh, don't worry, I will. That slave is worth $400, dead or alive.

Come on, over here.

Thank you, Jim. So what is it you two fellas do, exactly?

I decided it'd be best to leave out the truth, so I slung 'em a story.

- Yeah, Huck. - All these towns lookin'the same,