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I ain't never done this for no white folks before.
- Your Pap look like he done seen the devil himself. - Scared him, did I?
Wait, listen! You can keep my share, I won't tell nobody!
Oh, oh, yes, yes. Rather, William.
- Until we steal it all back. - Yeah, we give them the money...
I'm wanted for your murder.
A body'd have to be crazy to be on that wreck! She's bound to break up any second.
I just tripped. I'm all right. Keep goin'!
I can prove I'm Harvey Wilks and these men frauds!
that the man who murdered poor Huck Finn...
it don't make it right.
Now is the hour of your demise, you impostors!
You wouldn't.
I-I ain't no angel, Pap. You can ask Miss Watson.
Hey, Boggs, this one's all yours.
How are you at playing a preacher?
They call me the King, the King of Bilgewater, and this here's the Duke.
Yeah.
after we arrive with an innocent young boy as our valet.
your runaway slave friend, now, would ya?
- You promised not to tell! - I know I did! I know.
And I could feel the hand of God about to take a swing at me.
I'll be caught and sold for sure.
With your polished clothes and your nice bed.
All right, all right. No, they don't. They talk different.
The man on the raft, is he white or black?
Aah! Unh!
and I realized right then that ya can't run away from your problems,
-you're the biggest fibber... -Susan!
We stay as far away from the law as is humanly possible.
You're in it now, you little stinkweed.
Wow!
- Nope. You ain't dead. - Funny, Jim!
- Well, you can stay here with us. - As long as you like.
Move it, move it!
ya gotta make a stand and face 'em.
That's my answer, doctor.
Making deaf and dumb signs, that's what he's doing.
- We best be goin',Jim! There's pirates on board! - I know, I know!
Right!
I-I-I don't even know if it's gonna work.
- Hey, boy! - Take care of yourself, Mr. Finn.
the hand of providence is bound to take a swing at them two.
- What? Who? - The coffin! Where's the coffin?
Your child got three days work before he can move on.
Oh, he was, uh,
Hey, hey!
Me and Abe here dressed him up and layed him out ourselves.
Nobody saw me.
Lucky day, boy!
Well, I believe you, so I'm gonna tell you.
- You can't just leave me here. You can't leave me! - You killed your own partner.
Hey, Huck.
and everybody believes it's right,
Hey, George! Here's a present for bein'my new friend.
You apologize to him this instant.
How're we gonna get back to Cairo, Jim?
Well, they sailed into the investigation,
But we might miss it!
judge Thatcher says that money's gotta stay
It's the Wilks' gold!
No!
Yeah, that's my boy.
- You're beautiful! - I feel ridiculous!
I've never heard such talk in my life.
That was a lie, Jim.
and missed my pa by a good six feet.
Excuse me.
- Huck? - Shut up, Jim.
Well, what is it? Make it quick.
'cause I've been there before.
Well, that's a Frenchman's way of askin' if you talk French.
you should have worked on your English accent a wee bit more!
Huck!
- No, but we could take a steamboat upriver! - Yeah!
- arrow! - Arrow?
You're a runaway murderin'slave's what you are.
- How are you at playin' deaf and dumb? - Pardon?
Well, I healed up just fine.