Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What in hell's bells are you supposed to be?

I never seen such a son as you!

But then he up and vanished with some of his rapscallion friends.

Mr. Harvey Wilks here, took me in.

We have decided...

until we can take him up north for the hangin'.

the great Swahili warrior's sleepin'?

- I say we tar 'em! - Yeah!

I'm gonna wring your skinny little neck!

- Hey, King! - Yeah?

So he's ours. We had to chain him.

Personally I can't see no glory in punching an ignorant lard ass.

I'd grab that gold away from them two frauds.

- What's wrong with 'em? - Well...

But the river don't. You always feel warm and safe and free on the river.

steal his keys, and break Jim oouut!

mighty guiltful 'bout all this borrowin' we've been doin'.

screamin' about how some robbers had cut you into a million pieces.

- Uh, the queen. - Queen what? - Queen of England.

I knew I was in trouble, and it were only gonna get worse...

gave me $500 for my troubles and my chivalrousness.

when he can catch me.

Then he gave more gold...

At least until after your Pap goes away again.

But I decided from now on, I'm just gonna do whatever come handiest.

and at 10:00, we'll be gone. Come on.

- Almost got it! Push!

Come on, Duke! Over here!

- I say we hang 'em! - Yeah!

- Somehow... - That's the way it is, and that's the way it's always been.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

I gotta tell ya, King, I'm just not comfortable.

We'd both go back, Jim, bein' the right thing and all.

- Is a cow a man? - No, Jim.

That's a dazzling idea, King.

- not to disappear! Didn't I? - Let me go!

Right then I knew what I was doin' was wicked.

I can tell you what was tattooed on his breast, all right.

Them Shepherdsons knew we were comin'!

Now, who here helped lay out my brother...

That is to say...

Would you happen to know where the...

- What was your name again? - Mary... Williams.

Enough. Heh-heh.

Don't you cry for me, Mr. Finn.

If this ain't bully, nothing is.

And you two gentlemen are quite a surprise to us.

- You'll go to bed hungry. - So if ya starve to death by mornin'...

Well, looks like you put on considerable many frills since I've been away.

Talk about lost!

Little did I know... that that one mistake was gonna change my life forever.

You know how hard that'd be, Jim? It's a million miles to Cairo!

We'll be havin' an auction tomorrow mornin'...

Oh, thank ya ever so.

If it's a priest before a king,

True blue Huck Finn.

It's you, all right, Jim.

and I'd rather not get it shot off.

Aw, shut up, Jim!

Did you see any such mark?

You're still my best and only friend.

If you think I feel bad,

- It ain't ridiculous. We just talk different.

To the cemetery!

Gracious! Well, what can I do for you?

he's a lot younger, see.

- Come on! - Where are we going?

to show proof of these frauds at the moment,

All right, I... I promise. Say...

Come on. Play along with us for a couple of days.

- Lookit here, Jim! Does a cat talk like we do? - No, a cat don't.

They told me they was the Grangerfords, and asked me a million questions.

Oh, the King of England!

Now, where have you been, you little turd pie?

Well, first we gotta take care of something.