Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey. I'm just gonna skip the preamble and show you

for what it was, a ruse!

and drive up all the prices of the nonsense art.

Don't you mean you brought pants to the boat that went to the war?

Because of you, I've never had to clean or cook

What? I prefer to eat out because I don't know how to cook

Aw. Well, let Mama do your dirty laundry

It's the helmet.

I use a melon baller now.

That's ridiculous.

Dad told us all about your little plan to make us need you,

Who knows what it is, but just buy it, people!

I have returned for my melon baller.

but he still put his life on the line.

I have $30,000. Whoa. Pump the brakes, kiddo.

I mean, it just felt so fast.

I signed up for basic training and was shipped off to Alabama.

More like an F and a week's detention for being a liar!

I made a movie instead of writing a term paper.

Sir! These pants are too short, sir!

Up next, from the Von Thurston estate

to pay double for this ridiculous art.

My name is Albert S. Solomon.

You tricked us into filling up a swear jar with enough money

Look, we're friends and stuff, but if you don't learn

After turning Pops' war stories into cinema,

you'd accept a cinematic re-creation

Once in a generation, a student project comes along

Erica: They're perfect.

Of course I know it.

But just know, he has to really impress me this time.

Make our children responsible adults?

ramen or boil a cow or whatever.

and a sniper with a piece of chalk.

[Music stops] Is this some kind of joke?

that your time with them is over.

You can't do that!

That's not nothing.

You know I can't do that!

They're right, Bevy, and you know it.

was sent home, became an orthodontist.

We should have seen the caring and nurturing

He tripped over a table in the mess hall, hurt his foot,