Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's a dick.
Go. Go. Go.
Mm-hmm.
[lock clicks]
For what?
[Salim] Can I get anyone a drink? Does anyone want any more…
[lip-synching in Hindi]
steal his lappy, download everything and whistleblow this bitch.
Hi-yah! [groans]
Salim's fit, and he's nice, and he's taking her to paradise, but--
so make sure to take some of these.
-What is that? -It's Marc Jacobs. It'll hide the scent.
Is that Sexy Minx?
[sensei] Fight.
[Ria] Dear Eunice, sorry to email again.
-Sal, how you doing? -Hey. How are you?
you know, working it out.
Yah!
Of course I'm gonna miss you, Li. You're my best friend.
-[Ria] Yes! -[Clara] Yay.
Please. Please.
Oops.
What are you doing here?
[clicks tongue] This is Huda,
You got this.
Just be ready to get Lena out.
[cutlery clatters]
Just the tea you sent.
-What is wrong with you? -Ow!
but we're gonna plant some.
[all chuckling]
[gasping, choking]
-[Ria screams] -[students] Ooh!
Done.
Uh, I'm really sorry.
I-- I just wanted to apologize for breaking into your home,
♪ You're not coming for me ♪
["Didn't Come to Play" playing]
-What? No, no. No, no-- -Ria, think about it.
Shave?
I know it's gotta be hard for you.
-I used to go to art school. -Mm-hmm.
Um, I'm pretty sure I saw her go outside for a smoke.
-You're disgusting, Ria. -No. I know. I know, I know.
[Ria] Sorry, Ma.
[guests gasp]
Yeah, we are on a schedule.
[cackling continues]
Dolly the sheep was one tough bitch.
Oh, my God, Ria. Chill out. [chuckles] It is just a bit of fun.
No, you cannot. I forbid you.
Wait a minute.
What?
What?
A little bit terrifying, but sweet.
Download complete.
[Kovacs] Block the door!
Do you understand this?
And you shouldn't see it like, "Oh, no. Lena's got an arranged marriage." No.
Ria.
[machine beeps]
-Brunch! Brunch, brunch! -Brunch! Brunch! Brunch, brunch!
…don't worry about not responding.
[inhales sharply]
Listen.
[groaning]
I am kind.
A geneticist.
not anymore.
I just need the right woman.
Straight after the ceremony, Lena's on a plane.
The right match to be the carrier.
[students] Ooh!
You did tests on me.
A heavy flow is a blessing. It means your womb is strong.
[Fatima chuckles]
Ummi?
-You did tests on me. -[groans]
♪ Free us ♪
-I told you to piss off! -[groaning]
-Yeah. -What?
[song resumes]
Mom, please.
Nice. You've really improved since your last vid. Guard up.
Lena… [sighs]
[screams]
-Inshallah, he will. -Inshallah.
♪ You're not coming for me ♪
You go to school, you come home. You go to your room, stay in your room.
-Do you come here a lot? -[chuckles] Oh, no, I just, uh--
[grunting]
Come on.
A tragic waste
Stop!
[chuckles]
No. No. I am not gonna be a doctor.
I don't know.
-[Ria choking] -[Raheela] Wretched little girl.
Well, whatever it is,
-I heard she dropped out of art school. -[all] Oh…
-One. -[students exhale]
[grunts]
Hi-yah!
Not like that Seema's daughter with her giant ankles.
wanna help me with a vid for my channel?
Hurry.
but, seriously, you should not marry Salim.
Tea for the bride.