Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, throwing your life away to marry some rich Mr. Darcy wanker
[clicks tongue] Naima, Amina, Seema, Rubina.
[grunting]
We need to hurry.
Hey. Um…
It just sounds right.
[Ria] No, that's BS.
[door bangs]
I am the techy one.
Come on!
[Ria screams]
No. She's-- She's just taking time out to weigh up her options.
-[gasps] -[grunts]
Where are you, Ria?
It's just Raheela trying to spook me.
Can you just stop it with this stuntwoman crap?
Yes.
and that I should concentrate on my studies.
Lena's going back to art school soon, anyway.
land…
Host for what?
It wasn't the usual signs.
You're more than healthy.
♪ Not coming for me, not coming for me ♪
Lena has been brainwashed by this wife-hunting maniac
I need you, please. Okay, everything-- I don't know what to do.
Maybe Raheela is right.
[Clara] Repeat. Thirty minutes.
I'm coming.
which is, like, a countryside sort of place,
Love me some Zumba.
This is me.
You came!
And he's like, "No."
-[phone chimes] -Wait, hold on. You got a text.
Good day to you.
-Husband. -Eid Mubarak.
Pro bono.
-Okay. -[Ria chuckles]
[whispering] She's dancing.
Your uterus is 1.8 times stronger than any woman's I've ever seen before.
-[whimpers] -And as Allah is my witness,
Don't you dare.
Come. Let me take you to the parlor where Salim and all the young people are.
It-- It's really bad. I have a very heavy flow.
-Mashallah. -Mashallah.
-[Lena] And action. -[record button dings]
Lena. Lena, he's dangerous. I told you. I told you!
Mutant hybrid super soldiers.
Huzzah!
[head waiter] No time, okay? No time!
[narrator on TV] …animals in the wild…
I think it's really great to just allow yourself to be,
Give me 20 minutes with his laptop, and I'll nail him.
This is not funny. It's not funny.
[screaming continues]
But lis-- listen. Lis--
Cool. I'll take the piss out of him for it.
[shouts]
Cool, so what's the plan?
[grunts]
-Raheela! Raheela. -Wait-- Mum!
Lads, I'm nervous.
[groans]
The only time we get a clean shot at Lena is at the wedding.
Ria, come. Say your salaams.
It's magnificent.
-Handshake. -Handshake.
-[siren wailing in distance] -Lena. Lena. We should probs head.
I mean, he's buff.
Grim.
[door creaks, closes]
Yes. Your period is heavy. You lost a lot of blood.
Give me your veil.
You almost ruined everything for me.
Let's go.
He's not a banker, so he's not evil.
Here we go.
what do you do?
Here we go.
Go. Go. Go.
[Raheela] Whoever this is,
This is uncool, Ba. Highly uncool.
[scoffs] I'm sorry, okay?
-This. -[muffled screaming]
I know everything!
Yeah.
[Alba] Okay, so we get Lena out.
You can't minus house points.
Well, show me.
Especially not some pretty boy with nice teeth!
-[thuds] -[both scream]
[grunts]
Sure, mull. Uh…
You think I want a fit guy?
[both screaming]
[boxing bell rings]
That would've been so awesome for my channel.
No, wait, Li!
No, Ma.
So, did you see my kick?
your man, Salim, is one sexy mensch.
[Kovacs whimpering]