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[grunts]
This is Salim Shah.
[sighs]
Minus ten house points.
-Don't you think-- Not good? -No, no.
[Lena snores]
Beats being here.
Seeing as he's my soon-to-be brother-in-law.
[laughing]
How is that any more serious?
Oh, come on. Really, Lena? [groans]
Desist, man.
-Mum! -Nice.
Ria.
[screaming]
What are you talking about?
Hmm.
-Sign it. -[shouts]
[muffled shouting]
I am the fury!
Aren't we too low-born for such esteemed company?
Ria, he's taking her off to a tropical island.
We'll see you in double geography. Go.
Coming, Ma!
-to Ms.-- Ms. Lena. -'Cause it's her t-- It's--
my last wife. She--
you're utterly unremarkable.
And you tried to shove
[both chuckle]
You've been seeing this guy for not even a month,
[all] Go!
How'd you wangle an invite to that?
I'm really sorry.
I-- I didn't. I just--
Lena.
[alarm blaring]
fg fg
I'm going to see if Lena needs anything.
I'm sure Dr. Gupta would love to have you work with him at his pharmacy.
["Redeemer" playing]
-I was like, "Shit!" -Me too. Like, "Shit!"
[guests laughing]
she's hit with-- Boom! Crisis.
She's going to use Lena as a vessel to create her own clone.
[breathing heavily]
-[Fatima] So pretty! -[Lena laughing]
Where is she?
-[sobs] -Cut.
child.
-Please! Please. -No. No!
-Damage to school property. -[grunts]
-This is me! -Bullshit!
She will forgive you, Ri.
I mean what I said.
uh, generally uncool behavior. Um…
I'm no expert, but they just seem to destroy things.
it's hard to let them go.
[Alba] Yeah, mate. You got this.
Your hair will grow back twice as thick if you shave.
For Christ's sake, I am not an artist!
-[both grunt] -Shame on you.
I mean, telling us to piss off when we risked our lives--
Eid Mubarak.
Mull things over.
trying to frame your son,
So do you do this often then?
When she was going into labor,
-[record button dings] -Action.
When you love someone so much,
So slim! [laughs]
[Ria] Okay, people.
[whispering] Go, go, come on. Go, go.
Don't worry. I'm sure she will.
It's like the whole universe revolves around them,
-Okay. -Okay. [chuckles]
Abu married me off like that.
[chuckles] I was like, "Oh, shit. Maybe--
[grunts]
You were right, okay? You were right.
-Begging you. -Mate, I'm pushing the button.
[extinguisher clangs]
-Alba. -Look.
-You think I'd lend you my car? -[all sigh]
Okay. Piss off, okay? How could I be jealous?
Apparently, art school dropout is his flavor of choice-- [grunts]
-I'm pushing the button! -Wha--
Thank you for saying that.
You're uneven.
You've been testing women,
When we get home, you are going to go to your room and stay in your room.
Warm regards, Ria Khan.
-Double knee. -One, two.
She's in her second act.
If it's an arse-kicking you're after, I could give you that for free.
Sorry, Ba. I'm really sorry, but I need to talk for, like, a sec.
Gotta keep those cuticles in check.
[laughter continues]