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[all gasp]
and rely too much
You can't just walk up to your mom and go, "Let's get an Xbox."
♪ To the show tonight... Ah! What is this?
Where were they when the quiz popped?
Nothing is going to be handed to him.
I assumed it wouldn't
Go.
Fine.
I ate crackers in the living room.
[knocking]
Aw, give me the damn weight.
and run me over one more time.I do not
Is this what our life is gonna be like?
Sure did-- let 'em live in my house till they were 18.
[clears throat] Can you move your bag?
I made the same mistake.
And don't you ever forget it.
What are you doing here?
I thought maybe it wasan American thing.
Whatever you want, you just buy.
I don't even think she'd let me do that. [laughs]
You see? You are curious.
There will be no buddying.I just want
It's no one's fault.
Yeah, you're right.
"Ramblin' Gamblin' Man"?
[chuckles]
What are you talking about?
♪
Raising a kid is a big responsibility.
in other parts of the house?
None of this five dollarsfor nothing.
How there would be no company if it were not for you.