Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Instead I'll be delivering a speech of facts.

We are gonna meet some powerful people tonight, so take this down.

And Dawn Krink slept her way to the top of the DMV.

He tried to re-segregate the drinking fountains.

Look at these guys! The key-forgetting twins!

putting on a nice dress to go to "the couch."

Maybe I should mention her massive weight loss.

across from Pioneer Hall since 1958.

Look, I would love to come hit on chicks with you guys,

This is Ann Perkins.

I don't know if they can do that.

You just do everything your boyfriend tells you to do?

Hi. Have we ever met?

"Marlene Griggs-Knope has said the N-word only four times in her entire life."

"and to be honest with you, I don't know what I'm doing."

They don't give lifetime achievement awards

I need to mention the park and in a very subtle way,

My mom told me.

That man is staring.

So, maybe you start off with something like that.

What do you want?

- Not good enough? - Nope.

Right, and I would love to speak to you

Thank you, Ron.

and then you have to be like, "I forgot my keys."

Read that part back to me

The point is, my mom is alive and I love her. She's one tough cookie.