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God help me, I don't care if it does give me cancer,

Today's lucky listener, Ted Buckland!

I don't know if that's good.

Didn't you learn your lesson last week with our neighbors?

How does he put up with that?

I guess I needed a distraction because last week,

- [Laughs] Thanks. - Hilarious.

Should be any minute now.

We were doing it before you came in.

That reminds me. Did you get that sand out of his office?

We'd be having brunch with them Sunday if you could have choked down the tail.

Not today, Bobby! Not today!

Every time you look, you're gonna be reminded of no-strings-attached fun.

Which one of you is gonna kick it? Don't tell me. I want to guess.

With Kelso, you got no leverage.

[J.D.] I was in the Porsche. I had never made it into the Porsche.

I understand you spend most of your time fighting death,

He hid them in his pantalones.