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WE DON'T HAVE TO JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS.
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO CUT BACK 8.7%.
WERE YOU LOOKING FOR POINTERS?
ASK THE MAN WHO'S GOT ONE.
WELL WHAT? COME ON!
* YOU WANNA GO WHERE PEOPLE KNOW
THAT'S THE ONE.
WANT TO GO TO MY PLACE?
NO ONE LOOKING IN ANOTHER DIRECTION.
YOU THINK YOU GOT HER WHERE YOU WANT HER.
NO. NO. CARLA. I'M SINGLE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK ABOUT ALL OF THIS.
YOU HANK?
SEEING YOU ALL MAKES ME KIND OF THINK
I'M NOT GOING TO FIGHT WITH YOU.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.
THANK YOU. THIS'LL HELP... THIS IS GOING TO HELP.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
DON'T EVER CALL ME THAT.
WHAT A NICE PERSON.
NO. I JUST HAD MY LAST BEER OF THE 20th CENTURY.
I'LL SHOW YOU. I'M GOING TO GO OUT THERE. I'M GOING TO BE SO VULNERABLE.
NO.
SURE, SAM. WHY NOT? IT'S GET NORM YEAR.
WHOA!
THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, BANG! SHE CUTS YOU OFF AT THE KNEECAPS IN FRONT OF A ROOM FULL--
HENRY, I WANT TO PUT IT RIGHT ON THE LINE.
YOU BET.
YOU'RE A CHICKEN.
SO WHAT?
WELL, COME ON, SAM. YOU'VE GOT TO ADMIT
ISN'T THAT FUNNY? I THOUGHT CARLA WOULD BE THE TYPE TO MAKE NOISES.
SHE ACTS LIKE I'M CONTAGIOUS.