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[TIRES SCREECHING]
...so the man threatening to beat up my father would run off scared.
Let me handle this.
Why did you fly me all the way out from Grenada if you weren't gonna listen to me?
Your eyes are twice the size of normal eyes. It's a bigger target.
- The nickname is longer than "Walt," so... - It's the name I gave him.
Some people, I just don't under... They just... Ugh!
Yep. Okay. Twist my arm, I'll be the lookout.
- Don't call him Pop-pop. - Pop-pop.
- Yeah, I think he was making fun of you. - For what?
JESS: Keep talking. This is good for you guys.
Wait, Robby...
...for me and Nick to own together. - Oh.
- Not a story for this moment. - That's how he got the nickname "Little Penis."
- No, no, no. - Sweat like a cop.
My niece goes to veterinary school. We're proud.
JESS: Top of my class.
SCHMIDT: All right, man, let's do it! All right! ROBBY: White guy power.
- Oh. - One bite at a time, Robby.
- It's really weird that you call my dad Pop-pop. - I like Pop-pop.
...because that's how the world works. - Took the words out of my mouth, Little Penis.
I'm not angry-fixing, I'm fixing!
This is not a story for everyone.
- What do you know about horses? - I know they're big.
- It's a mini carrot? ALL: Ha-ha-ha!
- Excuse me, I gotta take this call. - Unbelievable, Dad.
- Battery? - When are batteries squishy?
- Do you think he's really angry at me? - I think you need to talk to him.