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Well, you guys are gonna get semen.
Except only one of us dies at the end of the movie.
- Would you take control of this? - I got it.
Whatever Patel you're dating, I'm not sweating it.
- How are you so bad at Feely-Cup? - You are awful at this game.
"What's wrong?" He says, "Daddy, I have a tick at the end of my tinkle."
You know, that I...
NICK: Dad. - Thanks.
Uh, Nick, your dad's here.
- Nobody's lying. - You lying to me?
Mr. Miller, welcome to our home.
Do you think this is maybe about your dad?
I don't know, Nick. A lot of charm coming from this end of the booth.
- Bring it on. WINSTON: Heh.
Take the pants. You say I do nothing for you. Let me give you my pants.
I'd pretend to be a diabetic kid...
- Don't call him "Pop-pop." - That's his nickname.
- This horse is more semen than he is horse. ALL: Ha-ha-ha.
Blue Eyes gets her money back with interest.
This is ridiculous.
Actually, um, I'm a bit of a sucker for second chances.
- Yes, exactly. - Fake trombones for a fake band?
So you're saying that this horse, right now, the way it is, will never race again?