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Okay, it's not taking a hit.
I already got people standing by to take the horse off our hands.
- Let me see this guy. - No. Schmidt, Robby!
We enlist in the Navy. We quickly rise through the ranks...
Five hundred dollars? You stole $500 from her to buy that horse?
Schmidt?
People don't change. If someone's broken, they just stay broken.
I think it's time for another drink.
[TIRES SCREECHING AND ENGINE REVVING NEARBY]
CHORUS: Who's that girl? - It's Jess
You don't believe in second chances, do you, Blue Eyes?
Okay, okay, okay. All right, all right, all right.
Just keep your head down.
Guys, I'm not wearing a wire. I'm not a cop.
I didn't steal anything from her.
I don't eat vegetables and/or take care of myself.
Because it just doesn't seem like...
Very funny, Schmidty, but my concentration will not be broken.
I don't want you pants! Don't do this. Don't do this.
How do you eat an elephant, Robby?
Do you think Cece and Pavun will make it?
- Is this happening? - Yes.
Come on, let's make a bet.
...and then we can take her to the Naval Officers' Ball.