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If I got in trouble, he would get me out of it by doing the Sugar Ray.
- You have elephant tacos. - Who eats elephant tacos?
[SNICKERS]
Harold Hill. Heh.
Ah, don't worry about him.
You know, I'm just... I'm learning a ton.
And so, Nickels comes in screaming, "Daddy, Daddy."
- That's all I got. I don't know what else. - I'd say Trojan horse...
Tampon...
- I'm a little broken, heh. - No, no, no.
...wrapped in duct tape...
He. He.
And sure enough, there is a tick at the end of his little penis.
When Nick was a kid, he'd come with me all the time.
Oh, your mom. That's cool. Have with your Devs and your Anujs...
- My dad owes you money? How much? - Three, 400. Like 1100 bucks.
- We're just... - Yeah, you know...
- A very big sock. - I got it.
Are you angry at me about something, Little Penis?
- Tire iron. Tire iron. - Are you lying? You're lying.
- Another Indian guy? - My mom set me up.
You're weird.
- A potato? - You're the dumbest boy in the world.
- That's a good point. - Just wait for one hour.
- In this economy? - We could go on a hunger strike.
- We could self-immolate. - I feel like we're so close.
Perfect.
What possible catch can there be? I just want you to make a bet.
Take off your pants, take off your pants!
No, my name is not Jameel, it is Nick! You know that.
- With chopsticks. - What?
- Thirty years? - I'm not a successful adult.
- So, what do you think? - Terrible horse.