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And I want you to play Boyz II Men, "End of the Road"
- I guess I could do that. - That's great!
How'd you say you got these burns?
What would another 21-year-old wear to a-a job interview?
Thank God for the new bourgie tenant moving in.
Wants me to give him a sponge bath every night.
Nobody. We walk.
pick up a few more shifts at the hotel?
Jesus. What, you still all emo about her?
That's your Range Rover?
- in the past 12 hours? - No.
My mother's coming to visit
actually has breast cancer and dies on me?"
What, are you looking to collect disability again, Frank?
waitress at Legal Seafoods.
Mi bebé, que linda.
You, uh... you haven't told your mom
- They're coming out right now. - Thank you.
Nah, I brought home a few nasty girls BM.
positive in front of him, but my brain
Tomorrow, I get this guy cut into.
What the fuck? I'm-I'm outside waiting for you.
Mr. Donaldson?
Is this yours?
Okay, I'll have you fill out a little paperwork.
Honesty's all you'll get from me.
Have you thought about signing the kids up for camp?
to give him a second chance.
You're upset she died?
Stop right here.
when I came by looking for the rent this morning.
- Yeah, help yourself. - Nice.
Oh, come on.
Baby.
Mm.
And as such, we have certain standards to uphold.
Most of my tenants haven't coughed up the rent yet.
Shit no.
Don't wanna hurt yourself.
Later today. Nonspecific back pain.
Knock yourself out.
he had with you last night.
Mom, we had so much fun!
can result in injury and even death.
Tommy, this is no joke.
"Paid to the order of the cock-guzzling,
Uh, I-I'm your boyfriend, not your babysitter.
Your girlfriend's gonna love this one, bro.
You can name it.
Yo, I moved your meth.
Jergens lotion,
to, uh... it's this address.
reclaim my old identity now.
And, God, when I'm under,
Really?
I'm 23, but that's fine. You're in the ballpark. Why?
Look after the twins and your mom.