Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I need a sitter tomorrow night because I have a date.

And this is your idea of not being

My stupid dad just walked in.

Hell no. I need this distraction.

Nothing respectable about being a drain on the system.

Let me get some temporary checks for you.

Some waitress chick told me it was okay to come back here.

Eating for two? A boy or a girl, huh?

Bye, Dylan. See you tomorrow.

- Look at her. - She's a good eater.

Nothing, it's stupid.

and she's bitching at me before I've even

I fell in love with this...

Yeah! Daddy like!

The pretend dog isn't gonna work for long, Mrs. Cardinal.

for not wanting to forget about her.

Fuckin' believe this guy?

Let him wake up cancer-free, God.

in a motherfuckin' pod.

Mm. It's embarrassing.

I biopsied your lump, Mr. Ball.

♪ Happy lumpectomy day to you ♪

of Monica's meth money?

Payback's a bitch.

No, I needed to blow off some steam.

Guess I better get checked for HPV.

Would you be able to give me something?

Trevor said that hooking up with a chub

Here, let's take some of that off.

He hasn't changed.

Kev, let's pray.

Lakisha was just telling us that she killed her patient.

You better leave.

Is that a hickey? Hmm.

Sorry for the delay, folks.

One step at a time, my friend.

and, uh, he deserted me for three days

I wanna feel like this for the rest of my life.

Getting enough to eat?

What up, homeboys?

- Oh. - Oh, seriously.

working on these titties.

Can we come up with a plan together?

Lucas can't stop talking about how much fun

And not just as representatives of the working class

There are a quarter million people in this city

It's just when I need someone really nice in my life.

Anyone else pay?

I'm not kidding.

Hey, dude. Hook me up real quick.