Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why are you here?

- Rocky III freeze-frame ending! - Rocky III freeze-frame ending!

You put that remote down or be prepared to wrestle.

- This is brilliant. - I thought you'd like it.

- How'd it happen? - My kid kicked me in the groin

Not now, not never.

and saving it for my next relationship.

Check it out. I'm gonna take this to Kinko's

Really? People believe everything they see online.

The front-page story about your humiliating ass-kicking

Yeah! How you like me now, bitch?

but I don't need anaesthesia to knock your ass out.

I'll be right here.

for a horrible case of mono.

This is your new patient, John. What's your secret?

So you're pretty tight with your brothers, huh?

and get it blown up poster-size.

Look at him, he's dying in there.

I know. Stupid doctor-patient confidentiality.

It helps him fall asleep.

- Get the clippers! Get the clippers! - Let him go! Let him go!

Somebody who is bland enough and insignificant enough

Okay, everyone, can I have your attention?

You can't stay in there forever.