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John, your test results came back. You have breast cancer.
- Anyway, the next day... - Let me guess. He hung himself.
we got Hello Kitty toe tags.
and I couldn't even warn her that I'm treating the guy
There's no touching. No touching me. No, please don't touch.
Although, you do realise you'll probably be having daughters
So John has had swelling in his chest wall for a few months.
- He's a nice guy, isn't he? - He's incredible. What's your secret?
And it makes my heart sing.
It sucks to feel totally trapped.
Whether it's by a misinformed co-worker...
- Calm down. - Get off!
I want you to see this.
"'or pat me on the back and say, I'm right with you, man!"'
Oh, no, wait. No, that's... Thank you.
Nope. First time hearing it and I couldn't care less.
I know. I love it.
Todd has a question.
Which half?
I thought about how complex the male ego is.
Ted.
that he'd be listening in on a private conversation,