Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, I don't remember that,
Our kids? Turk, we're not married.
And besides, you are terrible at keeping secrets.
Put on a wig and a skirt and told them I was you.
to stop that Board from forcing you out of your job.
But we just put one out this morning.
What?
Are you in on this, too, Perry?
You want to explain the fingernail marks down my wife's back?
Dominican snack, my heinie.
I think all the ladies in the greater metro area should expect to see
Are you calling me stupid?
- Get two. - I know.
and tell them that he needs them.
Now, what I'm thinking we can do...
What I need is an investigative reporter, yeah?
That's it. I am a man.
There. I locked myself in.
Right here.
It'll be our secret.
Like last month, one of my patients asks out Nurse Rollins,
Can I have a minute, please?
Who ordered a can of whoop-ass? I think you did.
But losing a testicle is not gonna make you less of a man.
I'm right here. I bought you that scone.
"And then he hung himself"?
Stop. Stop. Stop it, please.
My best friend in college thought he was gay,
Although, he could be. I haven't seen his full blood work yet.
And I will throw my coffee at you if I catch you even once doing this...