Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's like the slogan says:
Why don't you just rent bunk beds and invite the Black Eyed Peas?
Hey, if I wanna invite the line-up of Lollapalooza to my apartment, I will.
Who would tell you something like that?
The stuffed animals on your bed...
Oh, for God sakes.
First, I notice that you offer soup and a half sandwich.
No. Sheldon, they just make a half sandwich.
- Are you ready to apologize? - No.
How's that not talking to me like I'm an idiot?
Oh, dude, I wish you had said something before I pounded that last Red Bull.
...does the half-sandwich come from?
...that an old boyfriend is gonna sleep on her couch.
You have an opportunity to get in with her...