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There's always more money in your line of work.
Honey, if I could, I'd save a fortune in strippers and alimony.
Yes, I am fucking insane.
Your friend Celia came to Aguatecture.
- Where are you going? - A company called Aguatecture.
Are you... feeling confused?
You're mugging me, you piece of shit. You'll take a minute to listen to what I say.
that I would maybe break up with her.
in the next election, one year from now.
Who on Earth would buy these tacky things?
So, any-who, here's what you're gonna do.
Oh, no. All the poor drink.
I have cellphone wiretaps. Some of it's static-ridden,
and she'll be in touch.
Yes, and now I promise I'll never do it again. Cross my heart.
There you go.
and you engage my sensual, sexual side.
You're too good for her.
So, I guess the whole point is moot, actually.
Is there something you'd like to talk about, Shane?
- Cankles! - Cankles!
Especially Shane. Off the charts.
Tell me everything.
Used to have a craftsman split-level, but we sold out of that.
Hey, how much do you know about it?