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because God knows what is inside that fucking diaper of yours.
I thought you were dating me.
- Is he a cop? - I don't know.
- Who's the honker? - Kenneth.
My friend Isabelle's a lesbian.
- But we need to get rid of her. - No, my dear.
And I know that you were worried
You're insane.
Your father was good with tools,
Last I counted, she was right on.
I'll need a retainer.
She'll be in touch.
God, you're a real prick.
but you getting the idea?
I'm thinking she's a keeper.
119,000.
Really?
See? Have a little faith.
Bye.
Excuse me?
Hey, well, hold on a sec.
- Shocking. - And it's your fault.
What client?
always building things, fixing things.
How could you leave all this?
- What? - Tara's my top earner.
- Cankles! - That is it!
And I'm telling you, she played him. I know it.