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Oh, man.
- You want to do my horoscope? - Don't give me the year.
Yeah.
Me and my ass can nap from time to time.
Look out!
I do miss my wardrobe.
Gentlemen, I've already heard about the escape.
He was my best friend.
- Yeah? - My arm.
Officers Tango and Cash insist...
Try to control your fear.
Catherine.
- Let them come, Mr. Perret. - We are ready.
- Jesus! - Shit!
...but you're for real!
- Here. - Why is yours bigger than mine?
So you don't know any English, huh?
Catherine here tonight?
With a tow truck.
I take it this is part of an agreement?
It would be much quicker.
You fucking wanker!
if you need me me and my ass be in the neighrhood boys hell yeh
I’ll Bring The Chainsaw You Bring The Beer
Ray? Your ship's come in.
Lompoc Federal Country Club.
Real bad-ass cops!
...go to a club named Cleopatra's. Ask for Catherine.
After all I've done for you, you're still ungrateful.
Hello sir Hello sir
Kill the fucker!
Harder.
I can't hold it all day!
Plan B
My compliments.
Get the bag on him!
What size do you wear?
You get to it from the utility shaft in the yard.
I'm doing my best, boss.
...I've at least earned the right to date your sister.
What do they have?
- Good thing you wore a vest. - Hardly needed it with these.
You're my brother. Where else are you supposed to go?
That was fun.
Stay away from him, Gabe.
How do we trust him?
If it isnt tango...
- You help me out more than you need to. - No, I don't.
No. I'm sorry.
No, wait! I got it!
Come on, worse cop, we're late.
I'm gonna blow both your fucking brains out!
Listen, I got a plan worked out.
Just for now.
He's looking forward to kicking your brains in.
Sound about right, Ray?
I read your records. Isn't that the date you were hatched? August 16th ring a bell?
You almost nailed your captain.
Peewee.
If you don't want to get sticky, get back...
- No way. - Why not?
...Cash and Tango.
Court is adjourned.
Where'd you learn to drive? Stevie Wonder
Ponytail!
Shit, I put half these guys away.
- I don't wear ties. That's him. - Brave boy.
It's a major moving violation.
- Ponytail? - Yeah. His name's Requin.
I've had enough of this.
- It's almost in! - God! It's all the way in!
You'll make a very ugly bride someday.
...what were you doing with the Elephant Man?
Order!
How many this time?
...but you didn't want to leave this glory hound holding the bag.
Bloody dud.
Hi.
Just think of me as somebody who...
They were found at the scene of the crime. Nobody else was seen coming or going.
I'm Catherine.
- Catherine's in your office. - Ah, that's great.
If this creep wants us dead so bad, why doesn't he put a bullet in our head?
Insistent people make me angry.
Maybe he has a boring nightlife.
- Did you check the first panel? - It's full of gas, sir.
End of the line. Get out.
...but what happens in 18 months when they get out?
Come on, lads. Place your bets! Which bloke survives?