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Janairu 8, 2001
Ruben Enriquez.
Um,
Where've you been?
I know Adrian hasn't been around, so...
Uh
I know you're psychotic enough to go after Grace,
The thing is, just as I was making some progress,
Your friends are liars, you know.
You know, I, uh...
Emotionally immature? What does that mean?
She gave it to me.
It might help what?
Uh, nothing.
What do you know about that - good sex?
They, uh...
I took a drive. With my friends. I took a drive. With my friends.
I'm pregnant.
but I think it was a little insensitive.
but at least now I have a better understanding of how he became that way.
I did, too.
it's Officer Peter Pannigan.
Oh. Right.
...that girl can do way better.
I don't know.
has been in some sort of altercation and was just interrogated by the police.
She's this sweet young girl who writes poetry about the moon and teacups.
Well...
and started driving as fast as I could.
Oh. Well, you could've come by the front office.
And then we made out.
Great. So, maybe we can go out sometime?
Trust me on this one, OK?
So you're not smarter than me.
Janairu 9, 2001
I think I can handle it, Ben.
From who?
20 bucks.
Besides, I'm already pregnant.
This proves it. They must've run off together.
Hi.
Thank you.
My teenage daughter hates me.
I think it'll affect the yield.
I don't understand.
School hallway.
You called for me.
I was recently interrogated by the police department.
He and my mother have been together my whole life.
No, but it looks like fun.
OK, this is all you need to know.
And then eventually I just say "Get off me," and it's done.
You haven't heard from her, have you?
Does this feel more like a fair trade agreement than sex?
listen to me.
Oh.
Try speaking English.
Don't you accuse me of having a boyfriend.
Come on, kid. If you know something, you better tell me.
Or that I'll get the idea that having sex at 15 is OK.
Oh, Jesus.
You cheated on me.
I don't know.
Janairu 13, 2001
But ??? handle it, it would be nice to have someone to talk to.
Did I ever tell you about the day you were born?
Sounds like we might be here all night.
Betrayed.
I didn't want to talk to you anymore.
I created a life.
OK, that can't go anywhere.
All right. Call me.
I heard she ran off with that counselor, Mr. Molina.
You know, I feel like I've violated some sort of patient/doctor/
I want to talk to you about me and Ricky.
Yeah, so is everyone else.
Daniel Hoffstadler.
Yes.
Where've I been?
Oh.
And she didn't answer.
But she doesn't always call me back.
Where the hell you been looking like that?