Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

MAX: Wait, wait, so what did you end up going with?

Jade's all over Xander.

Dude, you know what? Just stop being a pussy and tell her the truth.

Please? You would make my life.

and arbor day and kid's court and snack bar

PHOEBE: Yeah. Just fix the damn window.

I am incredibly horny.

Dad, it's your turn. Okay, I'll be right there.

Answer it, dude. I don't want to lie to her.

So you're just gonna trade on Becca Riley's fame

Lyla, have a seat.

if you could shut it because we left it open. So embarrassing.

Dude, I'm trying to bail myself out here.

The rules in the school handbook are very clear.

We're friends, and you're not gonna pick sides

What language is that?

Fix the goddamn window.

And what about the window?

Is this what you were looking for?

Yeah. You guys ever been to Lucky Strike?

I know, it is a shame.

Lyla, we are not bashing Delia tonight.

Abs, I'm just trying to figure out how to navigate here,

that is when the adventure begins.

So if you want to call and tell me tuition is free,

Here's something.

Hey, you two ever looking to score any coke-cialis, or whatnot, I'm your guy.

Thanks. Hoo-ah!

I know you and Jake go way back,

It takes a village, right? (CHUCKLES)

Go to Home Depot. Thank you.

Okay, so I have this whole weekend carved out.

ABBY: Well, I'm just glad that Jake has finally moved out of the house.

Right. You outbid Clooney for the puppy in the live auction.

You guys, I'd like to introduce you to my friend Becca.

Your book sales are way down.

Parent volunteers may not send a proxy.

Thanks for coming. Forgive me.

Oh, my God, is that it?

Whatever it is,

But here's the thing.

No, no, no, no.

Trust me, someday Lilly is gonna be like,

Nate. I thought you backed him up.

I'm enjoying a relationship with two men simultaneously,

I would be the only one that would have to be guilty.

I totally snapped on her about the whole Becca Riley thing.

I'm just saying, what she doesn't know won't hurt her.

Delia, thank you so much for interrupting what was probably an awesome evening.

No others until they're significant.

Oh, my God, nobody did. My twitter feed blew up.

(CELL PHONE RINGING) ...which was fun, but now is not.