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I'm sorry, but we think the Girlfriends' Guide franchise is dead.
I mean, come on, Barry freaking Juck here.
Shut your piehole, ass munch.
Do you feel better? I mean, I...
And then, tears of joy, story time.
He seems lovely.
that costs me a fortune.
(EXHALES)
Oh, there's... They're just playing make-believe.
No, no, no, no, no. No, no.
I'm sorry, but story time is supposed to be a chance
and talent night and the nose-picking Olympics
to fix the goddamn window?
Number of calls from ex-boyfriend...
that they're not your priority.
That store on La Brea is closed.
Throw some artwork on the walls. Yeah.
Amazing.
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But it's not my fault that you're alone and you can't handle it.
Because of the window that you said you would fix.
and I'm here at the fun-pocalypse.
You... I got to go.
To Hollywood Boulevard!
Is... Hello?
It's a little noisy during the day, quiets down around midnight.
You got it. Thank you.
(STAMMERS) But he was my friend first.
If the house is on fire, you'll never forgive yourself.
(SIGHS)
Yes, oh, my God. Thank you so much.
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING) Jeez.
I did back him up, but he's launching a major charm attack,
But if you're not gonna tell me it's free,
Quiet!
Barry Juck, I think your films are the shit.
Abby's life going down the toilet, take one.
How does she do it? I don't know.
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Have we met? Lyla Straley.
Juanita's a very gifted storyteller.
Jake told me he signed the lease today.
without clearance from all the partners.
It means my friends are at Topshop,
It looks like it's gonna be good.
I think I said "might." Might. Just might be there.
What card?
Um...
I'm a muse. She has writer's block.
Huge. Um, seriously,
Yes.
We're going to the land of yogurt.
How does she do that? 20 minutes.