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(KEYBOARD TAPPING)
Dead?
I mean, Abby has home court advantage, literally.
Oh, Lyla.
Seriously, Jake? Look, it's a long story.
Yeah.
Seriously, he promised that she would not be coming over.
Love you, Abby. I love you guys.
Oh, I'm... I'm sorry. Just... Just go on. Go on.
As you know, associates don't reschedule meetings
Did I get the Xbox hooked up?
That's ridiculous.
That's Mommy's toy.
Like what?
I just want you out today,
What? Yes, I'm sorry.
I don't work, my kids don't go to school.
God, take it. Take it. Shh.
Jake, that's nuclear.
Oh, my God, you are our knight in shining Armani.
(CHUCKLING) Wow. Hold on, there.
We got Annie Leibovitz up there with the camera,
so I need to put in some serious face time with the kids,
Charlie, I was thinking we could go bowling,
Oh. Um, Omar?
I can't afford another lawyer.
Mommy just said, "Shit."
I realize it's a lot to ask at this late hour, believe me.
Gentlemen, can I get you another bottle of the cab?
She's got a little more heft.
Tell me your troubles and doubts
I mean, the kid is only 10, and she is, like...
He says one day I might even be able to meet her.
Or the fact that she's 10.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
The kids will love that. It's $4,500 a month.
Use it. It won't make you a lesbian,
No, no, not a meat steak.
We love you. Thank you.
Oh, no. So close.
She's your sister.
Thank you. You're welcome.
We could play charades or something.
No. I know, I know...
Can you move them? Any wounds?
I think the kids are gonna love staying at the Paradiso.
Yes.
Ooh, oh Oh, no, no, no.
You have to. Please.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Bye. Bye.