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I'm a pieces.
Anyway, I've done my part.
toward the stream of its birth.
Have you insured your planet?
Nobody knows!
What's your name?
Eat My Freshly Molted, Blubber-Filled Ass.
back to the exact stream in which they were born.
have any chance of mating.
narrator: Of all the creatures on earth,
Oh, well...
So are you gonna fertilize my eggs now?
What the tropical hell are you doing?!
I'll see you at spawning time.
At my age,
Help! Fish police!
Stay away from my beaches!
narrator: Having reached maturity, it is time for the salmon to spawn.
But who's counting?
Let's go already!
than the intrepid salmon.
when we're sexually mature.
Who cares?
I'm a little old for it now,