Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Narrator: The Galápagos tortoise

birthplace of all life.

I've got a lichen that needs a lickin'.

Mm. I reckon my boy will be right pleased

Bite my freshly molted, blubber-filled ass.

It all begins in a cold, freshwater stream,

only the biggest, most obnoxious males

But the trip is far too long.

We're wildlife.

Survival of the fattest!

Narrator: Experts are unsure

Salmon Hedonismbot: Oh dear!

nowhere else, such as Darwin's finches,

That's fairly interesting!

After all these years, I've found her!

Let's go look for her! C'Mon, c'Mon, c'Mon!

I like mating with beachmaster 'cause he's the largest.

Wait, what's happening, friend?

Hang on a second.

send five dollars to this station,

Yeah, we can always make more.

Well, okay then.

Let's all ten of us go together.

Why did they live, and why did they die?

But, hey, we can still play some beach games.