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See how her shell flares imperceptibly at the neck?

Narrator: After three years in the stream,

Home, stream home.

I do look forward to cavorting in the spray.

meaningless and grim.

Fine, knock yourself out.

I refuse to release anything

When I was a young tortoise of 50

until both males are exhausted or dead.

with a romantic meal.

Only three in ten will survive.

You overcame salmon instinct and left your home stream for me!

Don't make it... Don't make it!

No more Mr. nice-jerk.

isn't big enough for the both of us.

Tonight's planet: A primitive backwater known only as...

care of me, the narrator.

I like mating with Beachmaster Cuz he's the largest

No way! So, uh, hey...

for the arduous journey to the ocean.

Except the salmon.

Tortoises don't do that, do we?

Brandon Onstott Bob Pauley Laura Phillips Steve Pilcher Mark Piretti Maxwell Planck Bobby Podesta Thomas Porter

Except for the parasite!

I sure as hell don't.

unless it's in the vicinity of the eggs of the fish I love!