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he crashed the company van into a tree and lost his foot.
Seniors, god what a word, huh?
Lady in the pantsuit said she'd give you a blow-j
Those hands, veins, and spots.
Give me a ginger ale. I'm parched.
And that one right there is the insta-boner?
on...
How am I supposed to be sexy? If I can't even stand up!
which I... I'm assuming is childish bullshit.
Nice lookin' crowd. It's not really my scene.
falling asleep on the couch or walking the four feet to the bed,
- Here we go. - I was a girl scout. Come on.
She's right, Fred.
Oh my gosh.
and we all can get it!
I don't see why you couldn't at least give him your number.
There's no doctor!
That's where it starts.
- Surprises? - Surprises, they're coming.
Why yes I do.
Okay, that's one.
and just like light that shit on fire.
when you get off let's say we take this party back to my place.
Or is that gay?
and, get ready for a surprise or two.
get in line bro.
Do you remember my party buddy Kevin Cathcart?
Let's get high!
Honey, you look great.
Dangerous, yet vulnerable.