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It says twist-off. Twist off! Twist! Off!
Yeah, right.
See? I don't get that.
Do you really need somebody waving a stick in your face...
Powerful.
First of all, what does he do?
Or do you want to not be able to get it out?
When you're hopeless, you don't care
You see, I wouldn't really mind so much...
- I'll call you back when I'm done. - Remember our pact: full disclosure.
All right, let's see. Let's see. What else? What else?
- Why? - No. I'm not going to do that.
That's a good question. I think he thinks he is.
That's "E" as in entertainers.
But not too sweet. You could throw up from that.
Why would he pay good money to see a dog fight a koala bear?
Just maybe not as bitter as I'll be 10 years from now.
Was it blue?
They're not interested in confining themselves to one person.
And then they paint in these eyebrows to look like that.
- Tell him- - Hey, hey, hey!
You wouldn't know it to look at him, but George can bait a hook.
It was a great performance. I am unbelievable on the phone.
But, I'm telling you, if I'm not married by the time I'm 40, I'll have to kill her.
Her type? What type?
What about the skin?
- Anything else? - No.
Shake.
- Yeah. - So I asked him to come in-
I know, but these things aren't always foolproof.
I was just helping your bitter, twisted friend.
...and I could depend on him...
Look.
- She didn't stay over? - No. She left.
You Wanna Fight With Somebody, You Fight With Me.
No No No WHY??? Craigs not a scam??