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that he is a candidate for presidency of the United States.

You know, you and I have tons in common.

Sisqo! - No-ooo!

Lay down the boogie.

influencing all facets of American life.

Yeah, man. Let the team do it.

Just give me 10 minutes.

Okay, Bruce Leroy, turn around.

White girl or no white girl, where the hell have you been?

I can help you stop his evil plan.

Sistah Girl, the camera's up.

He said he would stick his foot...

How are you doing Not bad but they only same

Hey, slow down over there, people!

Sleeps with black men.

You know what they say,

I'm getting too old for this shit.

now that I'm no longer in uniform.

So pay attention.

There'll be another day to fight The Man.

It's just not fair.

what y'all are doing here at the Brotherhood,...

Any final requests?

Everything we'll need to take it to The Man.

changed the face of our nation,...

Little by little we're blending and merging until one day...

I am not a sissy!

Blackness confirmed. You got soul.

So, I bought some.

All of this! - How dare you!

It's the honky patrol.

meaning, I'm hunting niggas!

we'll only be making him a hero.

Aw, hell, they moved.

Black-eyed peas, Mashed potatoes, macaroni...

What kind of self-respecting black man would run as a Republican?

The revolution will not be televised.

Smart brother AM I GONNA DIE?

But in workin' with y'all, I've come to realize...

What happened to you? - He had sex with a white girl, that's what!

Uh, will they, Feather?

Then, I reached deep within...

Shaquille O'Neal!

I hate to say it,...

I know whose money is in it. I'm keeping it real.

Babe Ruth... black man.

These seemingly random events were in fact orchestrated...

and all they see is a threatening black man.

How's it going today?

A movie. Come on, man!

I'm gonna chop your feathers off and put you in Chinatown!

Come on, Anton.

Would Agent Jefferson please pick up the black courtesy phone?

I have sat on the sidelines of race relations long enough.

But if it was me, I would have ripped his spine out of his ass!

I'd ask this skinny black ass! - In your face!

Man, you really need to relax.

Would you stop fooling around?

we're all going to be one united people...

I mean, just because a girl has a healthy sexual appetite,...

Don't you agree, Mr. Feather? - Word.

I just watched this show...

now I help you to get your chicken on.

Come on. - You don't want to mess with me, man!

it's going to have you all paranoid and shit.

Atomic core overload in five minutes.

Was it everything I dreamed of?

Name one thing the Republican party has done for black people. One!

And they look at me, and all they see...

Everything's a party over here with you people, isn't it?