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I was selfish.
This sailor needs a cosmo.
Son, you have my word, I am not gay.
I don't think you'll have any control over it.
Oh, I am, sir.
Okay, okay.
3 x 3 x 17 x 31 = 4743
I'LL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!!!!!!
Aaaaaa a AA. A a a a a a. A a. Aaah
We... Do we still call him Dan?
No, Ida.
Okay, you know what? Elephant in the room.
No, no, Peter, he's not gay.
Yeah, your father's a drunk, and mine's a hero.
It's, um, it's about my dad.
♪ It seems today that all you see ♪
And I will, but first, it's been a long trip.
Everyone, I'd like you to meet Ida.
Oh, no, it's not you.
You Are Childern, Hohwan, Mama And War Is Scary Eye Shopping!
and women's clothing?
Yeah, yeah, that'd be great.
I wonder how long it's gonna take.
Dad, this is Joe and Peter.
But I am a woman trapped in a man's body.
Damn thing can't tell the difference.
Oh, I have a feeling he already knows.
Your dad once drank me under the table.
Gay. Gay. Yeah, gay.
Sir, you gotta tell them about the time
Really? Well, then how do you know he's gay?
Oh, my God, that-- you know, that is a tough road ahead.
That's... Oh. Mm.
He's a woman stuck in a man's body.
I Don't Speak Your Dad!
Really? It would be that easy for you?
Stewie, I can't physically see what you're pointing at.
You're just jealous 'cause I found a real woman.
I am telling you the truth.
13 x 127 = 1651
121 a ooooooooooo moreene l a
♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
and he had the complete DVD set of Sex and the City
I plan to have a sex-change operation.
That's how it works!
Put it on 406.
I mean, it's got to be a train wreck down there, right?
I Playstation 3 Your Dad.
Arthur Curry!
I remember the sky was a majestic orange.
I Kim Jong Un Fucked Sauce!
Just chicken with rosemary.
Oh, get a job!
This is the best day of my life!
Jeez. No, it's okay, it's a perfectly normal question.
Oh, darn, I must've missed him.
That's fascinating.
All right, I'm out of here.
I like the outfit you have on.
and then, like, every few minutes,
Is this another one of those classes
I [bleep] you brother.
What are you gonna name
shoot all of our children and then kill ourselves.
Knock it off!