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No, it, it wasn't funny. Oh, my God.
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Come on, Dad...
Glenn?
He'd walk into an army barracks
Suck on that, Quagmire.
You know, you're asking me to accept an awful lot.
Oh. Oh, okay.
Which one are you? Peter, sir.
I'm gonna hold you to that.
I'll blow your head off!
Come on, Dan, let's get a drink.
Quagmire's father, decorated war hero,
All I've talked about for years with these people
Okay, well, first, the seminar was terrific.
There was, um, something else I wanted to tell you.
And, of course, it's the day of all days
All right, you're all done. Go.
What do you want, a parade?
All right, all right.
Well, it's not!
Oh, Dad, I've been worried sick. Where have you been?
He'd walk into an army barracks
Pooyan
So I finally tell them,
You know, not half bad.
and he had the complete DVD set of Sex and the City
I'll take it.
Hey, Glenn, you're not gonna give your dad an entrance?
Feel good about what you just said?
Wow, you saved our lives, Aquaman!
This corn is special.
Quagmire's dad's gay.
Wow, you must be proud.
You're kidding.
Oh, thank you, Glenn.
So tell me about those knockers.
Those seminars can wear you out.
Wha... Is-is...?
How do you do it?
Brian, it's so boring here.
Here, Lois, take a look.
We can't sit here and just pretend everything's the same.
You're jealous! Huh?
Sounds the same.
(SPEAKING YIDDISH)
If I ever see you anywhere near my house,
Okay, fine. I'll make you one; you tell a story.
you're gonna walk off into the woods and die.
This sailor needs a cosmo.
No one dances like Lieutenant Commander Dan Quagmire.
How does this happen?
♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
He can be such a nudge.
Anything he lops off, we get to bring home for Brian.
Well, your loss, Brian.
Oh, what?! What the hell? ! What's wrong with you?!
No. They had a fight; she's staying at the Marriott.
Why?!
And then like the fifth or sixth sex,
Jeez. No, it's okay, it's a perfectly normal question.
Oh, dear...
the man of a thousand chicks.
Gay. Gay. Yeah, gay.
his friend are coming over soon for dinner.
Well, that was quite a performance.
Tell me. Tell me.
Gay?!
I fucked your dad.
Oh, darn, I must've missed him.