Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hello, everyone!

as far as relationships and sex and stuff?

And a lot of little things:

if you're happy, I'm happy for you.

Oh, hey, Brian.

Coffee Bastard! Of Dead Mine!

Lieutenant Commander Dan Quagmire, is now a woman.

Your dad had the best penis in the military.

or did they reassign some ass fat up there?

This my son Glenn.

I have some news.

That is hysterical. I know, huh?

I don't think he knows.

Family Guy 8x18 Quagmire's Dad Original Air Date on May 9, 2010

Peter, what are you doing home?

And then I get back here last night,

♪ Are you ready, boots? ♪

What about, Ida?

How is he, Doc? Is he all right?

I'd stand and salute you, sir, but this is the best I can do.

if you and Lois would join us as his guest at the naval ball.

India Bitch! Yikes That Stinks!

I love you, too, Glenn.

Because, frankly, it didn't.

I'd gotten a haircut earlier that day,

Those seminars can wear you out.

Okay, this is not the help I came over here for.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I think of it kind of like a huge screen.

No, he'd date men.

Well, honey, I've extended our line of credit

Nothing you'd look twice at, but not bad.

Hey, I have an inside-out penis."

juggling torches.

The fact that your last name is Griffin is a pleasantry

I love you, too, Glenn.

You're kidding.

When are you coming back?

We-we should all be so gay!

You're just leaving for a few days.

Just, just tell me the truth!

All of these people came out just to honor you.

Um... hey, remember when we met him the other day,

Me after unscrewing a bolt Me: 2 seconds later

7 x 17 x 31 = 3689

Okay, fine. I'll make you one; you tell a story.

and you just said, "Good luck"?

I absorbed so much.

What are you gonna name it, huh?

I'll talk to you later. Wait, wait, hang on, Brian!

Oh, my God, Glenn, he's amazing.

Oh, you met her at the seminar?

Suck on that, Quagmire.

If I ever see you anywhere near my house, If I ever see you anywhere near my house,

with Quagmire and hid dad.

between his butt cheeks.

Okay, you know what? Elephant in the room.

We-we should all be so gay!

Did I tell you about... that over there?

I realize I put a lot on you.

Not to worry, I called in,

You know, kids.