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Family Guy 8x18 Quagmire's Dad Original Air Date on May 9, 2010

Hey, guys, you got a minute?

Did I tell you about... that over there?

"Gee, your house looks beautiful.

and make every private there feel important.

Really? Well, then how do you know he's gay?

to be different, so be very nice.

How was the seminar?

Aw, you weren't selfish.

No, I'm afraid not.

See, Quagmire? I told you he's gay.

Everyone here admires your dad.

Oh, my God, what- wha-what does it look like?

The breeze was just warm enough that you could wear

I Fucked Your Screen

Well, I'll tell you what we're not gonna do:

I don't think you'll have any control over it.

At the navy ball, you'll see how much of a man he is

You know what, fine.

so he can be a lesbian?

I didn't think he was that gay.

They're cutting off his penis in there!

Not a bad option to have in the back pocket

My dad's coming to visit.

I made a crumble.

Oh, Dad, I've been worried sick. Where have you been?

You should be very proud of your dad.

And, of course, it's the day of all days

I was just being colorful

Quagmire, don't you see it?

♪ All the things that make us ♪

Son, you have my word, I am not gay.

Well, I've got a woman story for you that you're not gonna believe.

I remember the sky was a majestic orange.

Look, I took a picture of her.

Don't want to get behind you in the mess hall, huh?

Just, just tell me the truth!

See, Quagmire? I told you he's gay.

the first one I ever got over there

Peter, no, he didn't!

All of these people came out just to honor you.

I don't know. Have fun at the circus.

Hey, hey, you know what we should do?

You know what? Never mind.

You're just jealous 'cause I found a real woman.

Now calm down. You're ruining this ball.

Yeah, Stewie, I gotta go.

No, he'd date men.

But I did put a lot of planning into the meal.

Nice to meet you, Glenn.

This is not a joke, Peter, okay?!

Huh? An alien in a grass skirt

Windows 7 Be.... UP!

No, that's just it-- it was right here in town last night.

Okay, just stop, stop!

Aw, damn, I was just there. Really?

Hey, Peter, how you doing?

Wow, you must be proud.

Lois, you're not gonna believe this.

and make every private there feel important.

with the rest of it.

I'll blow your head off!